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ako'y patawarin ninyo at di ko mai-popost ang sana'y ipost ko ngaun sapagkat nakalimutan ko ito sa aming klasrum. Dahil ito saa katamaran kong dalhin ang aking notebooj/binder araw-araw. Masakit man sa aking loob at alam ko sa inyo rin ngunit di tlga ito kakayanin. Mangangako na lamang ako naipopost ko ito sa susunod na linggo. Pangakong di yan mapapako!... Paumanhin po...
Ngunit para di kayo mabored...
LIBANGIN nyo nlng muna ang inyong mga sarili sa mga tanong na ito...
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on……. Yes, it caught me too!
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
FROM:(http://www.spongefish.com/creations/5472-Questions-I-have-never-been-able-to-answer/steps/1)
SORRY ulit mga chong. :(
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6 comments:
Amaw... Ok ra man na. Hehe... Chuy bitaw 'to - hulat na lang mi... :D
wa li..sayang...curious pa naman ako sa kung anong nakasulat dun sa draft mo..hehehe...pero anyway...naaliw man din ako dun sa post mo..so..its ok...
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>>To ensure that they don't die before they reach the target, o' course.
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>>lithp? There'th no eth in lipth!
What is the speed of darkness?
>>Nobody knows. It's a bit slower than light though.
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
>>Convert to Kelvin, then divide.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>>"HA! I'm taller than them!"
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>>Who ever said that it was for humans?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
>>Plagiarism was not yet a crime.
However, there are still questions we might never be able to answer... :P
tvxqim so sad. i was so curious pa naman kung ano sasabihin mo about space and time continuum... huhuhuhu... pero i'll be waiting for you next post. thanks a lot sa tanungs... hehehehe
yo linus!! creative blog u have here. Keep up d gud work!
ka nerd ni yoni, noh?? hehehe
ang mga tanong na yan ay isan universal mystery na hinid ma-comprehend ng ating utak.
sample:
Bakit north papunta sa taas? Pwede naman south un, eh.
Sino gumawa ng word na "beautiful"? Bakit hindi "beluragy"?
At iba pa.
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